bunny wanker

Fu*k I got killed by a bunny wanker
by ..@..@.. January 29, 2021
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Wanker world

A place where dickheads go who like a good old wank over themselves
Wanker a world wanker a world lots of cum it’s so fun at wanker world
by Sex vibe July 27, 2018
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Giggle Wanker

A giggle wanker is someone who jerks-off religiously to Thomas The Tank Engine, and subsequently giggles when reaching climax.
Man, I heard that Josh likes jerking-off to Thomas the Tank, what a giggle wanker!!!
by FilthyWorld August 25, 2016
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Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!
by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022
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You’re a wanker

The person who clicked on this link, you would say to them “you’re a wanker”.
by savory shyoes November 02, 2020
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Pod Wanker

A person who owns AirPods and walks around wearing their airpods all the time.
Look at Jimbo walking around wearing his airpods again, what a Pod Wanker.
by Oooo weeee August 02, 2020
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