Vanilla Dud

A bald headed white man. Similar to a Milk Dud only white.

Tyrone is a milk dud.

William is a Vanilla Dud.

An actual example is Turk from Scrubs

by ZackNich2175 August 12, 2012

Vanilla Strokes

it's just a synonym of Vinegar strokes. the point of no return when a man is about to cum.

guy 1: so did you get any?
Guy 2: yeahh but her dad got home during the vanilla strokes so now I have blue balls

by walletboy December 27, 2011

Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

Vanilla Slurpy

Noun. The jiz prize given to a woman to reward her for a good hummer.

"Hey honey, want a Vanilla Slurpy?"
"Okay, I guess it IS hummer week."

by Happy Diver September 14, 2011

Neon Vanilla

Ultra-Whitebread. The types of person that makes Mormons say ''he's such a prude''. So lacking in culture and pigmentation that they're basically translucent. Bland. Boring. Basic AF, but thinks they're 'adventurous'.

Man, she said her fuck-game was strong, but that neon vanilla bitch just rocked on the dick like she was scooting up in a chair.

by ₦ᏋᏒ࿋ July 13, 2017

vanilla spots

Residual semen that's been left on an article of clothing, therefore dried and crusty. The 'vanilla' come from the color of the jizz which resembles a sort of melted vanilla ice cream.

Bob: Look at that girl! She's got some vanilla spots on her pants.

George: Walk of shame maybe?

by aaaaaahhhhhhtheworldisending September 1, 2017

vanilla snowman

when a girl is giving you a blowjob (has to be during winter) and when you're about to cum you dump snow on her face then cum giving the snow the appearance of vanilla ice cream

Guy: so how'd it go with Jessica last night. Guy 2: GREAT! she started sucking me off so I gave her a vanilla snowman!

by Tacocorn13 October 12, 2018