Someone on the internet who swoops into a conversation that is going well with no arguing, makes a big time controversial statement, or insults someone else, then disappears for the aftermath. A gull troll swoops down, shits all over everything, then flies away again.
Gull Troll: "I bet your mom has twat crumbs!"
*Epic angry replies ensue, but the gull troll has flown away*
*Epic angry replies ensue, but the gull troll has flown away*
by Echoshade555 June 1, 2011
Get the Gull Trollmug. Scuzzy looking broad. Typically involving frazzled hair, too tight shirt revealing an overabundance on abdominal cellulite, track pants to reveal her fat ass, or a short skirt that comes way to close to showing that dirty camel toe. Often accompanied by flakey cakey overapplied facial make up, so as to hide her volcanic crater like pock marks. Generally smells of a Japanese fish market.
Cracked out slut.
Dirty bitch that tries to look trendy & sexy, but should have just stayed in the local Walmart as a model for snow tires ala Michelin Man.
Cracked out slut.
Dirty bitch that tries to look trendy & sexy, but should have just stayed in the local Walmart as a model for snow tires ala Michelin Man.
Timmy - Dang would you look at the skanky bitch over there with the doggy style tat and the 70 lb. ass, wearing what should only be worn in the bedroom by a sexy bitch!?!?
Bill - Shit! I'm gunna go poke my eyes out man! What a dirty Troll Monster!
Bill - Shit! I'm gunna go poke my eyes out man! What a dirty Troll Monster!
by Mr. Grumpy no.... seriously November 28, 2010
Get the Troll Monstermug. Is an unpleasant thing. It means feces or poop it actually means the s word and is not usally a nice thing to say.
by Bing Ordanate September 16, 2009
Get the Cubbles the trollmug. by Tokyo69 February 13, 2021
Get the king trollmug. An asshole who transfers someone to you or another department even though they can handle the problem themselves.
Margo in accounting was a huge transfer troll. She’d send your ass to shipping just so she wouldn’t have to answer any questions about shipping costs that she was entering into the system.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Transfer Trollmug. Ok, there's at least one smart person on UB that's gonna click this...
Oh, ello! I'm lonely! Wanna waste about 2 minutes of your life listening to my memes?
*You forcibly reply with yes. You have been locked on this page.*
Good.
"You've found a Wild UrbanDictionary troll!"
"Like this definition to catch it!"
"You thought there would be a real definition, but it was me, AN URBANDICTIONARY TROLL!"
Ok I'm running out of meme fuel. Someone get me a refill?
Thanks for the meme fuel. Now, where was I? Oh, right.
"URBANDICTIONAWRYYYYY"
"I dare you to define a definition of a definition by a definition."
"You've activated my trap card!"
"Reverse!"
Ok I'm out of memes. I'm kinda done now.
ANYWAYS IF YOU LIKED IT LIKE THIS LIKE, LIKE THIS DEFINITION TO BREATHE AIR!
Yes, I needed to add likebait. NOW LIKE IT.
kbye
Oh also I need to add this last part to bypass their "should include the word being defined":
Trolls on UrbanDictionary.com
Mk, thanks for wasting your time!
Oh, ello! I'm lonely! Wanna waste about 2 minutes of your life listening to my memes?
*You forcibly reply with yes. You have been locked on this page.*
Good.
"You've found a Wild UrbanDictionary troll!"
"Like this definition to catch it!"
"You thought there would be a real definition, but it was me, AN URBANDICTIONARY TROLL!"
Ok I'm running out of meme fuel. Someone get me a refill?
Thanks for the meme fuel. Now, where was I? Oh, right.
"URBANDICTIONAWRYYYYY"
"I dare you to define a definition of a definition by a definition."
"You've activated my trap card!"
"Reverse!"
Ok I'm out of memes. I'm kinda done now.
ANYWAYS IF YOU LIKED IT LIKE THIS LIKE, LIKE THIS DEFINITION TO BREATHE AIR!
Yes, I needed to add likebait. NOW LIKE IT.
kbye
Oh also I need to add this last part to bypass their "should include the word being defined":
Trolls on UrbanDictionary.com
Mk, thanks for wasting your time!
by The Best Definer of UB October 16, 2018
Get the Trolls on UrbanDictionary.commug. the competition between to people trolling each other and like roshambo it goes on until someone gives up
by schap92 May 16, 2012
Get the troll-shambomug.