tampophy

A purposefully un-flushed tampon used to show off to other women that you're still menstruating. A tampon trophy.

Karen's so proud she's 60 and still having her period, she left a tampophy in the bathroom. Again.

by Shep Morninghouse July 10, 2011

Tampon Tiffany

A girl named Tiffany who loves tampons and everything about them. She sleeps with them, eats with them, and even occasionally fucks them.

"Do you know that girl tiffany, she likes tampons."
"Yeah dude she's a fucking tampon tiffany."

by Charnizzles December 31, 2011

Tampon Turtle

When your tampon pokes out like a turtle head.

"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"

by mcknazzy December 31, 2011

tampop

tam-pop, noun/verb, \'tam-'päp\
plural tam-pops
past tense tam-popp-ed

1) When the wad of absorbent material (usually cotton) that is inserted into a body cavity to absorb secretions (female menstruation, anal leakage and/or pleasure) pops out unintentionally.

2) A device comprised of an unused, or used, absorbent wad affixed to the top of its applicator stick to resemble a Popsicle.

Example #1:
Sally: "What's that smell?"
Jane: "Tampop."
Sally: "Ugh, sorry sista child baby girl. I hate when that happens."
Jane: "Yeah, tell me about it. I have to walk around all commando the rest of the day."

Example #2:
John: "Hey, can someone help me with the bathroom sink?"
Alex: "Sup bra? I got your back."
John: FLAAPP!
Alex: "What the? Is that raspberry jelly?"
John: "Nope, just a fresh tampop courtesy of my girlfriend!"

by Barry Badgernath II January 19, 2013

Tampa Ninja revenge

When you break wind silently next to the only doorway of a small room.

Matt and Jesse have no safe place to egress with out inhaling a very moist egg fart because Santana has released a Tampa Ninja revenge

by Uncle Jesse the wise December 22, 2013

Tampon Snatcher

The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, there's a tampon snatcher snatching up your tampons.

by The puffy Wey December 29, 2013

Tampon Libertarian

One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...

Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".

by April Alligator July 1, 2014