Tom Stoolery

When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.

Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery

by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019

Tom Daniels

Tomato Juice with a shot of Jack Daniels!

To Drink a Tom Daniels

by Bigtom67 April 25, 2010

Tom The Dev

Developer who thinks he is actually good at developing, even though he is actually terrible.... and eats pasta and mayonnaise

Tom The Dev? That nonce? Yeah I heard he's a greasy fuck.

by xNameless69 October 7, 2020

Tom Jerkin

The sexual act of inserting a Zooper Dooper into your asshole, clinching it with your cheeks, then proceeding to pass it into your lover's mouth.

Originally named for internet memelord Tom Jerkin.

"Was with an Aussie luv last night, gave her the ol' Tom Jerkin and she went bloody wild!"

by Big Cheex April 27, 2020

tom clowes

Big fat nigga mostly likes banana

Tom Clowes is obsessed with banana

by Ur mum gay ur granny tranny May 13, 2018

toms hole

its when he's had a lamb roast th night before. When you go down to taste that starfish, there are spiders legs so long, you can taste the cheese fermented double cooked, triple serving ate, extra peppered and seasoned remnants that the body is excreeting out.

Its was a toms hole delight in the morning after we went to mouses for dinner

by tomtom666 June 20, 2021

Tom Pearling It

when you spew a bunch of bullshit and somebody else eats it up

"Yo Daniel is straight Tom Pearling It right now im straight bullshitting"

by DeadSyde June 26, 2023