Captain Biffington

A 40 ounce of beer.

"Well I see Jookey has taken it upon himself to buy a Captain Biffington!"

by Uncle Jibbie October 18, 2009

Captain's Crew

A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently set at 11 minutes and 37 seconds set by 4 allstars at Purdue University in 2008.

"I had to shit in a trash can during that Captain's Crew last night."

"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"

"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."

by MrTaterCat April 2, 2012

Captain Steamer

The process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone

Dude i totally Captain Steamer ed her last night

by blaizacake May 23, 2012

Captain Persassy

A very youtuber (5k subs rn) that makes lyric videos and tiktok compilations on book fandoms such as: kotlc, pjo and shadow and bone.

there is a certain mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos

Captain Persassy is so cool!

by riaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 18, 2021

captain galbraith

a 1970s superhero known for his sarcastic comments and flatulent dog. he was discontinued in 2003 after the character came out of the closet. He is now happily married to Robert Page

Captain Galbraith strikes again!

by Adam Adamson May 13, 2008

captain d

Another word for dickpic

"Matt showed me his captain D last night"
"was it big"

by RuDe's Account February 12, 2021

Captain Hurricane

An uber-cool superhero who spends his off-time at BSF

Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.

Look, its neo, no wait, it's.......Captain Hurricane

by retro October 28, 2003