Captain lifesaver is the best person ever. The best drawer. Captain lifesaver has the best personality ever. He knows what to tell you or send to you exactly when you need it. He’s perfect.
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Get the Captain Crazy mug.Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.
by Pu$$Y$l4er21 September 3, 2017
Get the captain afghanistan mug.Will is always liking things on Facebook all day long, he's basically captain like... and a bit of a cock womble
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Get the Captain Shook mug.To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia
by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017
Get the Captain Cook'd mug.When all forces combine to create the ultimate meth child, grown yet completely dulled and retarded, the creature would be known as "captain autism". When "it" finds a new victim to splooge its flem, and beat off to, it is known as the Captain Effect. Where the victim can no longer escape this new found growth of a creature attempting to suck the victim off at the force of a thousand suns
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