Thomas

is a incredibly sexy man, usually not very tall or broad. Has a love for soccer, usually Italian soccer. Is very smart and business like, and a very good boyfriend. May be weird at times, especially in the morning. Tends to like respiratory therapists. Is definately a keeper.

Wow you can tell by the way he plays soccer he has to be a Thomas!

by xoxoxoxoxoxoxo12 October 20, 2011

Thomas Myers

An exclamation of rage after failing academically.

A declaration of revenge on a person named Thomas Myers, preferably done while shaking your fist and looking to the sky.
Comparable to "damn it".

Thomas Myers!, I failed my O Chem test.

by misterteehee December 11, 2009

Thomas

Honestly the best boyfriend in the world, will make you the happiest girl if he was your boyfriend. A Thomas is a very understanding person and will always listen to what you have to say. He always makes you feel good about yourself and always gives you cute compliments. You are very lucky to date a Thomas!

Every girl is lucky to have a Thomas

by twenty00seven2thousandandthree October 28, 2017

thomas sidahmed

A nice guy that loves girls never let anyone down not an average guy he likes to listen and talk a lot.

I’ll always love Thomas Sidahmed

by Thomad May 18, 2018

neil thomas

A retarded kid that yells across the hall to cause a disturbance.

Joe did a Neil Thomas by shouting at Zach for no reason in a library.

by Nikesoccer115 October 4, 2019

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

Hot Carl Thomas

The Hot Carl Thomas: only for the truly adventurous. Commonly performed after consuming KFC chicken or a similar product. Funnel and tube required. The act of diarhhea-ing on partners chest while vomiting through funnel. End of tube should be placed in same area as projected feces landing zone. Truly experienced layer feces and vomit altering between spouts of poo.

Tango: So how did that date go last night?

Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?

by RebekahMuthaFuckinSheets June 26, 2010