When you melt cheese on a woman's downstairs mix up while dipping fries in the wet, cheesy substance. See TyFry Salad for dipping fries in the front for cheese and then the brown eye next door for chili. When the cheese is gone refill her with your magic ranch dip and proceed with the remainder of the fries.
Ben: Mary I'm hungry
Susan: We have some cheese and French fries if you want a ColeSlaw Salad.
Ben: yum I'm down for that. Let me get my insulin and let's get this party started
Susan: Cool I'll start warming up chili if you want sone TyFry's
Susan: We have some cheese and French fries if you want a ColeSlaw Salad.
Ben: yum I'm down for that. Let me get my insulin and let's get this party started
Susan: Cool I'll start warming up chili if you want sone TyFry's
by Hdffcgbvhh May 7, 2017
Get the ColeSlaw Saladmug. "george dear, please pass me the salad cream to put upon the top of my new potatoes"
"I'm afraid I can't dear, there's too much salad gash in it"
"I'm afraid I can't dear, there's too much salad gash in it"
by beroxro October 20, 2009
Get the salad gashmug. To masturbate onto the pubic hair of a man or woman and the proceed to lick it up, as if it was dressing on a salad.
by RCHNG February 9, 2009
Get the Caveman Saladmug. 1. A derogatory phrase used to describe an individual, male or female, who is useless, unnecessary, and therefore completely undesirable in any situation. Salad spoons tend to be emotional creatures and lack a good sense of humor. They have the amazing ability to ruin any fun, completely destroy good moods, undermine positive vibes, and totally suck in general.
Nobody needs a spoon to eat a salad, and nobody wants to be around a lame ass salad spoon.
Salad spoons are the modern day version of a wet blanket .
2. A salad spoon moment is any time that an otherwise legit individual has a momentary lapse of gangster and therefore exposes a temporary vulnerability. Referring to this moment as a salad spoon moment is a way to bring comic relief to the situation.
Calling these soft and emotional outbursts salad spoon moments is the modern day equivalent of saying no homo .
Nobody needs a spoon to eat a salad, and nobody wants to be around a lame ass salad spoon.
Salad spoons are the modern day version of a wet blanket .
2. A salad spoon moment is any time that an otherwise legit individual has a momentary lapse of gangster and therefore exposes a temporary vulnerability. Referring to this moment as a salad spoon moment is a way to bring comic relief to the situation.
Calling these soft and emotional outbursts salad spoon moments is the modern day equivalent of saying no homo .
"Yo, you know you're my boy, right? I need you to know that... I love you, man.. You are my best friend, seriously, and I don't know what I'd do without you." / "This salad spoon moment was brought to you by tequila, Marlboro Reds, and the letter D."
"Hey, man. All the homies are going to a dope ass house party tonight. Then we're heading to the strip club to make it rain on some topless bitches. You down?" / "Nah, I can't. It's Friday night so I am helping my mom clean the tubes on the vacuum cleaner, then taking my girlfriend to see the new Twilight movie."
"Hey, man. I was walking downtown when I saw a church on fire, so I ran in and saved one thousand orphans from certain death, then continued walking home. Then I was attacked by a rabid grizzly bear, which I fought off with my bare hands. Now I'm pretty sure the bear is stalking me and planning to eat me alive. I'm only a few blocks from your crib - can you pick me up? I really need a ride." / "Well, sorry, bro, but I really shouldn't be driving in this condition. I already drank two whole fuzzy navel wine coolers while I was organizing my collection of Ed Hardy t-shirts, and it's dangerous to drink and drive."
"Hey, man. All the homies are going to a dope ass house party tonight. Then we're heading to the strip club to make it rain on some topless bitches. You down?" / "Nah, I can't. It's Friday night so I am helping my mom clean the tubes on the vacuum cleaner, then taking my girlfriend to see the new Twilight movie."
"Hey, man. I was walking downtown when I saw a church on fire, so I ran in and saved one thousand orphans from certain death, then continued walking home. Then I was attacked by a rabid grizzly bear, which I fought off with my bare hands. Now I'm pretty sure the bear is stalking me and planning to eat me alive. I'm only a few blocks from your crib - can you pick me up? I really need a ride." / "Well, sorry, bro, but I really shouldn't be driving in this condition. I already drank two whole fuzzy navel wine coolers while I was organizing my collection of Ed Hardy t-shirts, and it's dangerous to drink and drive."
by JenGonzo August 24, 2012
Get the Salad Spoonmug. Greatest dance move ever created. Involves both hands formed into fists. One in front of your crotch moved in a circular motion (like your turning a steering wheel, or garnishing a caesar salad), while the other hovers next to your hip also making a circular motion. A switch of the hands is performed after a count of 2 beats the song. While your hands are doing their thing, your legs are crouched with the pelvis thrusting with each rotation of the hands.
"Bro, the 2015 song 'Worth It', by Fifth Harmony featured in the 2015 children's hit movie 'Hotel Transylvania 2' came on and you KNOW I hit that The Caesar Salad. Gave em a tasty little somethin to chew on"
by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021
Get the The Caesar Saladmug. A sexual act involving the insertion of ice into the anus while performing analingus. See tossed salad.
by Christophales January 6, 2008
Get the iceberg saladmug. get it yorself
cypi: yo lemme get a macaroni salad
yousif: aight what size you want? small medium or large
cypi: no ill get it myself
yousif: aight what size you want? small medium or large
cypi: no ill get it myself
by hotdogboy22 January 29, 2021
Get the macaroni saladmug.