PC express(Pork Chop Express)

the fat that hangs off a womans stomach. Express is added to the term PC only when the stomach reaches a great enough size to overtake her shorts,pants,or skirt she may be wearing.

yo, that girl has a PC over there, it is getting close to a PC Express

by chris huffman September 1, 2005

Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.

Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P

by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 April 1, 2011

Pork monster

Fat ugly bitch

Get away you nasty pork monster

by Choppy Tom October 7, 2022

Pork sucker

A person who sucks on the toes of another person. In reference to the nursery rhyme where a child’s toes are called piggies.

Clarence told me that his new girlfriend is a pork sucker.

by Moon Miller November 4, 2019

Porked

In a difficult situation

“I have no idea what to do… I’m so porked

by moose ears April 2, 2024

Pork

A professional dork.

It was clear that the man behind you is a pork.

by TherealOGnick October 5, 2015

pull porked

(Verb): when a woman is in doggystyle, you put both index fingers in her culo and both thumbs in her meat clutch, bury yourself eyeballs deep, and lick from hole to hole.

"Laura was so drunk last night that I pull porked her while her friends watched"

"Aye Laura you tryna get pull porked?"

by Boatardz July 7, 2017