Dude I was peach faced
by Troy8386374486 August 22, 2019
Get the Peach facemug. by stankstankcoochielice September 15, 2019
Get the peachesmug. A bad ass bitch who can hold on to a tube for four minutes at 45mph. That’s got her shit together and crazy long and frizzy hair.
by A1239 July 5, 2018
Get the Peachesmug. by thelunark May 21, 2024
Get the Palm Peachingmug. Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022
Get the Texas Peachmug. Little pee pee man who luvs to get on his knees and blow horse cock. He is a dirty little Asian bastard who fucks animals.
by Death to many, but not all March 28, 2019
Get the Mr. Peachmug. 