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Payton Johnson

Payton Johnson is a way to compliment someone on their fortnit skills. Example: Woweowo man you totally pulled a Payton back there! Wow thanks man!
by BrendonIsKing May 18, 2018
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Benjamin Johnson

Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’
by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019
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Erika Johnson

Erika Johnson is a dumb-dumb who spends too much time on Urban Dictionary searching up her cousins' names. Erika Johnson is also a term to describe being really confused and having no idea what is going on, as well as occasionally falling down and losing all brainpower for days, even weeks at a time.
She pulled an Erika Johnson in the Apple Orchard and abandoned her family and got lost for weeks, although her way cooler brother didn't care because she was such an Erika Johnson.
by Really sick bro January 6, 2018
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billy johnson

My girlfriend just gave me the best Billy Johnson I've ever had!
by Reba johnson February 1, 2017
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Aiden Johnson

10B's Reserve.
by AvrilIts July 16, 2020
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Johnson, VT

Most fun part of Lamoilly County in Northern Vermont. With a pleasant mix of hippies, rednecks, and flatlanders, Johnson is an accepting and awesome place to do whatever the hell you want. Here you can see beloved locals like Perma-Trip, or visit The Hub or The Lovin' Cup, two yummy places to chill and eat. Tuesday Night Live is also a big deal, it's boring but a lot of the old hippies go. JSC is a college full of weird people and you can Frolf there, and the town has a ton of studios for local artists. There's also a lot of places to swim in the summer and you can hike too. Johnson is the best twon ever, it's tiny, but you'll never get bored.
Dude I'm really bored.

It sucks we aren't anywhere near Johnson, VT, we could just hang out there.
by ilovermontmd June 30, 2011
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Mike Johnson

a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism
fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023
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