Gary

To bail on an event last minute.

Awe man, we're going to be one short. Fucking Chad pulled a Gary and texted me this morning that he can't get out of work.

by Chester 351654 July 14, 2022

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

by your neighborly hackor April 5, 2023

Gary

Gary is a clay model who comes from Garyland. There also exists a Mrs Gary, Baby Gary and Dog Gary.

Gary

by abucket June 21, 2019

Gary-Dish

Thid is the word that represents the holiday that on December, 5 they must do the dishes at work.

Its Gary-Dish Day yippee.

by Harrison G. Smith December 4, 2021

Gary's Shiny Dick

When a man visit a KTV in Taiwan and the girl gives him a Hand Job in front of the audience, where the backlight from the TV lighted up his gentlemen sausage.

It was a fun party tonight, it ended with a Gary's Shiny Dick move.

by IPA Nobleman December 20, 2020

Gary

Gary is the embodiment of time eternalism. He exudes great power in controlling space-time continuum akin to the ability of Dr Strange. Strange indeed, a round of a good ol' game of four zephyr winds with Gary seems to last for a lifetime. In other non-worldly affairs, Gary assumes a cute lil sea snail character from the cartoon SpongeBob Square Pants. Gary is also an avid music lover and his favorite song is by Niall Horan, the lyrics start with "We should take this back to my place"...

Gary is a nice guy. He makes time spent with him feel like forever. It's a good thing, no?

by hellogreatworld November 23, 2021

Gary

A smart, funny, and all around great man who is a fierce friend! Gary works hard for his family and will everything necessary to make them happy. Gary is easy to talk to and a good listener. Garys love sandwiches with pickles. He's just a great guy!

Everyone needs a Gary in their life.

by movtin78 February 3, 2023