Closeted Homo

We don't discriminate. However, those who insist they are not homo, are usually closeted homosexuals. People who act homo, either are REALLY HOMO, or who know by heart they're not insecure about their sexuality.

Me: Hey Thomas! Wanna listen to the gay ass music.
Thomas: Nah that shit is gay aswell.
Me: You're definetly a closeted homo

by reacts4u May 9, 2024

closeted

you.

you are so closeted.

by wilder242 August 9, 2022

Closet

Something that ethan really likes to hide in

I'm in the closet is what ethan says alot

by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020

closet buddy

One who hides in the closet a lot because they are not supposed to be where they are so they Must hide in the closet

Friend one: hey so I heard you and Jordan are a thing now
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me

by angrypod147 January 26, 2019

Ham closet

The snatch .

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..

by Ham closet October 7, 2021

Closet Rembrandt

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.

That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.

by piGGman March 15, 2021

porcelain closet

porcelain closetis when a man with high sexual auras seduces a girl then decides the sex was good enough and he doesn't actually love her a hoe a whore

she doesn't respect herself shes a total porcelain closet

by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019