psycho smurfs

bunch of crazies who happen to be in a discord server together

Hey did you go to the Psycho Smurfs meetup?

by starr7 May 13, 2022

Smurf Kick

Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.

Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--

Girl *QQ*

by SquishyNinja November 21, 2010

Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?

That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.

by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022

smurf

Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.

Gamer: How. How the f*** did I just lose against that level 3 player?!
Friend: Ha get smurfed

by much_professional June 29, 2018

Smurf day

When you are feeling blue and decide to not go to work but to spend the day doing your favorite things with a friend.

Nikki and Brian called in they must be taking a Smurf day.

by Jbrooksie711 August 16, 2024

smokin a smurf

The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.

it is currently illegal to be smokin a smurf

by FrEmXBiggy May 7, 2011

Smurfing

Surfing the web via Smart Phone. Especially when working for a company with a Web Washer.

Q: What have you gotten done at work today?

A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.

by john E Wad September 24, 2009