Russian Teet

2 parts 2% milk, 1 part straight Vodka

Bill passed out after drinking his sixth Russian Teet, the vomit smelled atrocious.

by The one Bruce to dismiss them November 17, 2017

Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant

“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020

Kickball with Russians

Being a boof ass lil nigga

Sean Stavert definitely plays Kickball with Russians

by Billings722 October 2, 2016

Russian Beating

A beating that involves mainly hitting someone in the back of the head several times with a blunt object of some sort while choking/strangling them. Sometimes performed while Russian Hardbass is played in the background

In other news, the Russian Gopniks strike again, this time giving a homosexual a Russian Beating.

by Yiteziah July 24, 2021

russian applause

a male or female sticks their 2 fingers from each hand into the ass or pussy, slides the rest in and start clapping inside the male or female

Bro did you hear? Alex and Mary did the russian applause

by CrayolaTwistables August 23, 2021

hardcore russian

Someone who rides grrizly Bears instead of cars and owns 100 Ak 47s. Someone who is a beast and drinks vodka instead of water.

The hardcore Russian tackled the grizzly bear and mounted it, then flew away to Mother Russia

by Burt pimpin January 20, 2015

Russian weight

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.

I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021