evil pumpkin (weed)

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.

Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)

by jameyboah November 14, 2022

[great wrinkled pumpkin]

On Halloween going trick or treating at an elderly person's house

Hey Mark lets go visit the great wrinkled pumpkin

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010

Pumpkin

If you nicknamed a guy “pumpkin”. He is your soulmate

Her: hey pumpkin!
Meaning: I LOVE YOU! ❤️

by Loveydoveydinodove August 9, 2021

Pumpkin Lucky Pierre

A homosexual threesome in which the middle male is a redhead, usually abnormally tall, and get penetrated by both other males

Ethan is the Pumpkin Lucky Pierre between Ben and John

by Chorizote February 19, 2025

pumpkin pooter

Vag aka vagina

When you have your period it's like you just murdered a baby in your pumpkin pooter (cause you did)...!

by MML1234 July 6, 2016

Pumpkin-Poker

One who engages in sexual intercourse with a woman who's skin is tanned to an orange hew, resembling a pumpkin. Especially if she's kinda chub-chub.

Gross Dude! Your pokin' a pumpkin! Your a pumpkin-poker!

by The One And Only Mountain January 16, 2009

Pumpkin

A pumpkin is a person, usually a boy. Too scared to confess his feelings for another boy when they're in a very close best friendship, so they unofficially keep being "lovers" while draining the other boy of the validity, never letting them accept they're more than friends.

Roman is a pumpkin, he is in denial

by Pumpkinlover24x23 November 12, 2023