National "Do Not Call" List abuser

Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.

A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017

list the dish

to accept or listen to any news or gossip one is offering

I try not to get involved in drama, but I’ll gladly list the dish.

by ShoulderBoulder September 15, 2020

journal-list

A person who writes top-ten lists of things, often very poorly, with the intent of informing the reader about something the author assumes the reader didn't previously know. These lists usually include well-known factoids that lots of people know, and are usually tainted by the author's personal opinion. Seen on web sites like Buzzfeed.

I'm going to launch a Buzzfeed clone and become a journal-list.

by billsuspect September 17, 2014

bronko bucket list

a bucket list in which you get these four

things from your favourite girl
• makeout
• get head
• ear her out
• smash
if you do these 4 you have completed the bronko bucket list congrats king.

tom:Hey brew i completed the bronko bucket list with my favourite girl

jack:congrats

by jackthecake28 July 13, 2021

There is a list

When someone blatantly lie to your face and expect you to believe them despite everyone knowing they’re lying

Israel: there is no church in Gaza

Interviewer : no there’s three churches in Gaza and Israelis destroyed all of them

Israel: no there’s not !

Interviewer : ugh there is a list AGAIN

by From the river to the sea 🇵🇸 December 22, 2023

Is there list?

The bucko Carlos Montoya special

Is there list? Carlos Montoya

by Anecita February 5, 2022

No client list

But... You said there WAS one on several occasions... And now there is NOT one... So you got rid of you?

Hym "So what Pam Boni is saying is that there's no client list NOW... There WAS one! It was ON HER DESK she said... And now there ISN'T one... So, the next logical follow up question is: WHAT HAPPENED TO IT? There WAS one and now there's NOT one... Where did it go, Pam!? You had it on you desk! And there ARE victims, right? You said there were victims... And that THE REASON you weren't releasing it immediately was that you wanted to protect the VICTIMS... And if there are VICTIMS OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION THAT PROSTITUTED UNDERAGED GIRLS TO RICH PEOPLE... Then their MUST NECESSARILY BE clients who paid for the prostitution! Where is the victim list? I want the victims. Ask them to do a line up. Here's a list of rich people, did you get fucked on an island by said rich person. Go. Go do it now. What did you do with the list, Pam? You had it on your desk- 😮 PAM!? DID YOU LOSE THE LIST!? She HAD it and now it's gone! Where did it go!?"

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025