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dot commerce

1. A popular scam that peaked in the mid-to-late 90s. The fundamental premise was that having a web page magically made money appear out of thin air.

2. A derisive term for a place of business.
1. I don't need to have a product to make money, I run a dot commerce business!

2. He says he was a CEO? Yeah, sure, of a dot commerce company.
by GrouchySmurf July 10, 2003
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Choccy Dot

Choccy Dot is a term used in relation to dirty bum hole, e.g,
(prepubescent male)- “hey can i eat your choccy dot for dinner

(typical white girl) “omg no way that’s gross… but i might for $100”
by RealGuttaShiet November 12, 2021
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dot

A dot is a 10/10 baddie from philly that makes you fall in love as soon as you see her.
Yo Moses you see that Dot over there? She is so fucking sexy. I think I’m in love.
by Parttheredsea March 12, 2022
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Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
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A Dot Watters

A man called Andy who’s married to a woman called Mandy. They both love to eat candy and go to the beach to get quite sandy. When it comes to geography he is very handy and his legs are bandy. His meandy hair line is fine and dandy and it makes all the women feel quite Randy. When he goes on holiday he gets brown and tandy.
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Dots

I can see your dots. Look at those dots!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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