canadian bacon

forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close

I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon

by dev0 June 02, 2004

Canadian History

having a large beaver and/or badger claw up your rectum while singing "O' Canada" while masturbating to a picture of Queen Elizabeth in a bookstore.

Canadian History is a very common act in cooler climates

by ssustudent13 February 05, 2010

Canadian Mudslide

Raping a woman with fecal matter first before proceeding to rape her normally. Shit and all. Canadian winters were harsh and cold, so the Canadians had to warm the ass-pipe with shit before rape.

"I wanted to get my rape on, but it was so cold I had to use the Canadian Mudslide."

by Stanly Steamer September 07, 2008

canadian pizza

A poptart of any flavor with ketchup or catsup on top.

Poptart with Ketchup is the tasty canadian pizza I have ever had.

by takinglives July 23, 2008

canadian side

the bottom of your cock because it is closer to your asshole

lick the canadian side bitch

by dikkhed December 20, 2006

Canadian Cuddling

V. Cuddling for warmth and comfort rather than for a romantic or sexual purpose.

It was so cold last night, my roommate and I had to do some Canadian Cuddling.

by eileentotheleft February 21, 2013

Canadian Left

When your playing lacrosse instead of switching to your stick to your left hand you use your right hand on your left side so your arms are twisted.

American Laxer: why do u do a canadian left its so much harder

Canadian Laxer: im to lazy to practice with my left hand

by humphrey dumpffffrey May 24, 2009