cross eyed panda

A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.

Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.

by GRYMES October 16, 2009

Panda Intervention

Friends left you for losers?
Time to bring them to Panda Express
and coax them back into your life
with some good Asian food,
preferably some orange chicken.

Christine: "Hey Nick, did you see who Erika was walking down the hall with?"
Nick: "Who?"
Christine: "______."
Nick: "Panda Intervention?"

by t33n3r March 31, 2010

Blue Panda

A sad fat gay man

Did you hear that Matt's dog died? He's a blue panda right now.

by agentcm99 June 10, 2018

Panda Penis Polisher

Someone who sucks alot of dick.

Chris Conger sure is a Panda Penis Polisher

by Mah Dick June 10, 2005

Silly Little Panda

An Emo Girls Boyfriend

I love my silly little panda

by Nicky Baker September 01, 2008

Panda-fuckin-monium

Absolute insanity, extreme pandemonium

Darren and Austin had a complete drunken night filled with panda-fuckin-monium after the 26 of wisers.

by shu524 August 06, 2010

Kung Fu Panda

1.A fat-ass man usually around 400 lbs. that claims to know kung fu.
2. A fucking idiot

Did you see the fat ass in the kung fu stance with a Twinkie in his mouth. That must be Kung Fu Panda

by BrotherBob March 08, 2013