by Chips Mckenzie May 25, 2011
Get the Crack Moistmug. not being able to find a restroom while drinking and driving,so one looks for a dumpster bin,alley or back of a building and urinates in the crack of a corner.
by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011
Get the crack the cornermug. by LillianRay November 6, 2017
Get the cracks in the armormug. Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".
by Big_Boy_steve_ August 3, 2022
Get the Seal that crackmug. A joke that is lame or that one cracks in a lame fashion. Lame cracks can also be a stupid try hard voice or expression. Usually lame cracks are initiated when the cracker is feeling insecure or nervous. The only one who laughs at a lame crack is the cracker. (adapted from 'wise crack')
Jimmy: Hey man I watched Everybody Loves Raymond last night an it was full of lame cracks.
John: Word.
John: Word.
by Urban definer August 1, 2012
Get the Lame crackmug. Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.
by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021
Get the Jack the Crackmug. when you want to have sex with David Bowie and just wish you was his wife but you can´t because he is dead and was married to Man
by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 7, 2019
Get the cracked actormug.