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Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.
Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!
by flakycake May 6, 2010
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Text Balls

When a person who has no confidence or courage in the real world, gains the courage to speak their mind when texting.
John's mad at me but he only has the balls to say it to me through text. He has text balls.
by Oh Sigh Wrist December 18, 2011
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Text Boxing

When a pussy talks shit through text, with no intentions of handling his or her business when approached.
Jr was text boxing last night, but when I caught up to him he caught that pussy.
by Doc Wells May 15, 2014
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text life

the quality and quantity of your texting with romantic partners
teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"

mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
by neosushisek December 1, 2011
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Blind Texting

When someone texts while not looking (ex. in a hoodie, in jeans pocket) so they don't get caught. Mostly done in school.
She was blind texting in her purse so she wouldn't get it taken away from her teacher.
by Fahad Hussain January 27, 2009
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texting chin

A contortion of the face resulting in the creation of several additional chins. It is caused by drawing the chin toward the chest while attempting to text under one's desk at school or work inconspicuously, though often fails horribly.
Look at Pierce over there. He's sporting a total texting chin. As if the teacher doesn't notice anyway...
by I don't want a pseudonym January 11, 2010
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douche texting

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting
by fuckwhatever March 24, 2010
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