cry until your tear ducts are dry

When you cry so hard that your tear ducts dry up and you become extremely down because there is no longer any purpose to cry about not doing a certain task.

Hey Cory, cry until your tear ducts are dry.

by Smody Cirtster August 25, 2011

Robs tears

Tears from a boy named Rob for not being good at anything

Damn that guys crying Robs tears he must really suck at life

by @goodfriend June 16, 2022

Tear asshole

The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart

Did you just tear asshole?

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021

giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021

Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.

A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!

by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019

tear down face

To be pissed and angry, the angry emoji 😡

Kyle: This is my tear down face

by SleepingMooMoo April 15, 2021

Tift Tear

When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack

Get me some liquid bandage, I just caused a tift tear

by DavidinMiami October 10, 2016