When you cry so hard that your tear ducts dry up and you become extremely down because there is no longer any purpose to cry about not doing a certain task.
by Smody Cirtster August 25, 2011

by @goodfriend June 16, 2022

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021

by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.
A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!
B: He was in there for at least an hour!
by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019

by SleepingMooMoo April 15, 2021

When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack
by DavidinMiami October 10, 2016
