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cry until your tear ducts are dry

When you cry so hard that your tear ducts dry up and you become extremely down because there is no longer any purpose to cry about not doing a certain task.
Hey Cory, cry until your tear ducts are dry.
by Smody Cirtster August 25, 2011
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Robs tears

Tears from a boy named Rob for not being good at anything
Damn that guys crying Robs tears he must really suck at life
by @goodfriend June 16, 2022
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Tear asshole

The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart
by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021
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giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain
Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die
by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021
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Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.
A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!
by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019
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tear down face

To be pissed and angry, the angry emoji 😡
by SleepingMooMoo April 15, 2021
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Tift Tear

When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack
Get me some liquid bandage, I just caused a tift tear
by DavidinMiami October 10, 2016
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