a movement created by the government targeting ignorant punk rocking teenagers. they
don't have casual sex because they can't get any pussy. if they did, they wouldn't be against it. even though people who drink and get high
don't have a problem with people who
don't, straight edgers have a problem with them because straight edgers are arrogant.
the straight edge movement is often associated with "
music" played by people who have no ability to play their instrument. they compensate by turning their amplifiers up to the point where the "
music" loses clarity and becomes unaudible loud noise. the people at the concerts pretend to like the noise because to them, everyone else seems to be enjoying it.
like all trends, straight edge will die out eventually, and the teens who were once part of it will grow up and not be able to get a
job because noone wants to hire a someone with X's tattood all over them.
so the next
time a straight edge hassles you and slaps a
beer out of your hands, kindly break the bottle of his
head.
