Never ending story

When something lives on after it’s end

- “He’s a never ending story”
-“Even tho this is over, we’re a never ending story”

by Coolboy17264 March 9, 2021

Pull a Toy Story

When you suddenly go limp falling into a toy like resting position on the floor, furniture, or both(If your creative) exactly like the toys did when Andy walks in the room in the movie Toy Story (Duh).

This tactic is Useful during awkward or otherwise unavoidable social situations.

Situation 1:

Black Guy: "What do you mean, "You People"?? "
White Guy: *Pull a Toy Story*

Situation 2:

The BOSS: "Man when I walked in Pablo's office to ask for

his reports, we was just sitting in the corner

limp and wouldn't respond.. WTF??

Guy talking to Boss: " Naa man, hes just pulling a Toy

Story"

by R.B.B. !! March 30, 2011

Back Story Bore

Someone who refuses to answer a simple question and insists on giving you their entire life story.

“....and then I wanted to plant tulips but I just don’t think our soil is right for it...”
“Sir! I just need to know, soup or salad!” Said the poor waitress after a 5 minute story from the Back Story Bore on table 8.

“Can I get your name please, ma’am?”
“Well I called because I got this letter and I was going to call yesterday when I got it but then my sister called and then it started to rain so I had to....”
“MA’AM!!! I need your name before I can even help you!” Denise screamed at the back story bore who was eating into her lunch hour.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

cool story dad

What you say to your father when he starts babbling

Dad: I know what dorks like you think like because when I was a little boy with a little penis i was a bully and blablablah...

Boy: Okay, cool story dad.

by rek-cram February 25, 2011

long story, no plot

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.

"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."

by Alexandra August 6, 2004

Cute Story Hoe

Similar to the phrase Cool Story Bro yet directed towards a person of the female gender. This sarcastically used phrase indicates one's disinterest or apathy towards said female's pointless and/or uninteresting story.

Girl: So the other day I was shopping and found the cutest outfit ever!

Boy: Cute Story Hoe~

by ABloodyTeaParty August 31, 2011

Epic Toilet Story

Story of anything epic that happens while sitting on the shitter.

Guy 1 "I had just been prescribed Norvir, a powerful antiviral drug. Having only taken azidothymidine prior, I made the mistake of taking Norvir and then going to the video store. As I stood in line, I felt a tummy rumble, the likes of which had never been felt in this particular colon ever before. Within moments, the urge became too much to resist, so I dashed to the bathroom at the bar next door, since the video store had no john. At the bar, my anus gushed forth a river of noxious shit the likes of which I had never encountered before. Smelling of paint, and with sticking power to match, the bowl filled up with a volume of shit I never dreamed any colon could hold. After the disaster, i went to wipe, and found a long string of mucous dangling from my ass, presumably the former mucosal lining of my colon. I tried to avoid getting it on my hand but so stringy was the mucous, it was unavoidable. After washing my hands, ass, and the toilet seat, I left the bar, and tipped the bartender $5. To this day, I feel badly that I didnt tip $10."
Guy 2 "Thats one epic toilet story bro"

by derkaderkastan101 December 30, 2010