Brown Ball Stamp

The Brown Ball Stamp is when a man takes a shit on his partners chest, and then proceeds to dip his testicles in the fresh turd and then makes multiple stamps/images of his balls on his partner.
Did you see Aubrey after John Brown Ball Stamped her last night?
by GoatFYourself August 20, 2019
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J Stamp

I am not telling him about that because he's just going to put the J stamp on it.
by speakout09 December 11, 2008
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tea bag stamp

Grabing a balll sack with a hand and slapping it on a persons body parts.
They were branded with a tea bag stamp.
by Sheargenius January 23, 2017
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strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.
I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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starfish stamp

When the anus gently kisses an unsuspecting surface.
That mark ass trick, I'm going to starfish stamp his ass!
by skunkstunk February 14, 2025
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Trampoline Stamp

A tramp stamp above an ass that bounces when slapped.
Kasey had a booty so fat that her tramp stamp turned into a trampoline stamp
by Bophadeus September 27, 2021
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Water stamp

Water stamping is when you wet a hairy mans asshole and put it on your face

it has to be soaking
Jeremy: my grandfather told me he water stamped my grandma all the time
by Extyix :) October 27, 2021
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