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Smooth Brain

When you underperformed at Magic the Gathering the most skill based game of all time so you convert to Flesh and Blood so you can win coin toss games.
I thought he was a smart guy so I avoided him cause i thought he was an incel but turns out he is a Smooth Brain Dickless Midget so i hooked up with him cause he is much easier to control.
by Vortakainia August 26, 2021
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Silky-Smooth

The volatile combination of a parsimonious emulsion that repudiated the symposium in a forlorn, esurient demeanor.
Silky-Smooth ate some food one day.
by CC_Master September 25, 2004
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Sloth Lord

A sloth like Caucasoid that dwells in dimly light smelly cavern.

If faced with a sloth lord one should yell sloth bombardment to rally forces and destroy sloth.

The only to get rid of the slothy smell is to burn the cavern.
Prepare a sloth bombardment, Kris the sloth lord is attempting to escape... at point .1 meters per second.
by TCZP February 24, 2010
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c.l. smooth

slang for coors light aka the silver bullets
lets get a 30 pack of C.L. smooth
by bowlbasaur January 26, 2008
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sloth

A slow moving, yet well endowed male. See hung like a horse.
Did you see Mark Wahlberg in "Boogie Nights?" He's a goddamn sloth!
by Sloth November 13, 2002
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Smooth as a Baby's Chuff

What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.

Extremely smooth.
Smik: Nice skinhead !!

Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!
by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008
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smooth shit

This light saber is the coolest. When I wanna be a bad guy I use the blue light and when I wanna be a good guy I just smooth shit to red.
by so micro January 14, 2006
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