skat whale

Slang version of the species of whale known as the "sperm whale." This term also derived from the word "skat," which can be used as the past tense of "skeet."

Skat whales pack an unbelievable amount of skeet in their systems.

by hatersanonymous September 14, 2005

skater

Really chills guys who are happy to teach new tricks to beginners (unlike fat freestyle bmxers) and are really nice dudes. They don't skate to get chicks or friends but for the right reasons.

guy: Wow! that guy is awesome and really chills and rides a skateboard... A TRUE skater

by skater platypus October 13, 2011

skater hair

When a guy has long hair and looks like a skater. Usually gets all the girls with it.

Hey you see that guy, I love his skater hair. I wanna touch it.

by Cute skater December 31, 2013

xl Skater lx

A person that says safety way too often and nuts in his cat and gets fat also Canadian eh?

Stop being a xl Skater lx

by SmellWatDeWockIsWookin' June 8, 2018

skateboarder

Follower of a sport that's been dead for over a decade, skates on decks that are way too thin, has most likely never skated a pool, or couldn't even name some of the classic SoCal spots, all the while spending time learning complicated flashy shit while they can barely ride their boards that they most likely paid way too much for.

Commonly seen escorted off of church property because most of the skateparks were closed after Gator was sent to prison.

"Birdhouse sucks!"
"Bam Margera is god."
"'Casper Boyden'? Never heard of him. He create a move or something? "(Also See Alan Gelfand and Steve Caballero)
"Drop in? I'd rather talk trash and hurt myself in comical ways."

by MadCow August 31, 2004

skateboarder

One who never lands anything and bitches about rollerbladers.

Hey, look at that skateboarder in the tight pants getting angry.

by Doornail April 3, 2005

skater

A Naval term for being lazy, doing didly squat.

Look at him he got golden skates on fuckin skater.

by technoboi July 31, 2007