The Sloppy Long John Silver

The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.

I heard you used the Sloppy Long John Silver on her.

by Moistmaster April 4, 2017

Silvershower

(Verb) To accidentally spray a large amount of metal pellets upon the face of a friend during a quail-hunting event.

(Noun)To fuck with and declare open war to a country populated majoritarily by brown people. The word is graphically associated with the goldenshower, except that the shower consists of ammunition, bombs and blood.

Dick Cheney silvershowered Harry Whittington.

America gave Iraq a silvershower and it soon became a clusterfuck.

by Lewis Black's representative January 14, 2010

silvermans

To have the runs, squits, sh*ts, torts. To have to Run to Trap 2. To have loose Movements. Named after the great musician Mark Silverman after he left the stage with his pants full of poop.

Sorry about the guff Vicar, i've got a spot of the Silverman's.

by John Peterson February 9, 2004

Silverfish Handcatch

a random reply to a random text, if your ever in need of a random reply this is the one for you!! it will stun anyone who sees it and keep them confused for days. it helps the mind to think and maintain thoughts for months to come..

random text: hello there jackie chan, i was just casually lying in my bed, thinking, and suddenly you crossed my mind..i also thought about pigeon shooting at the same time. and i thought to myself, i would love to take jack pigeon shooting in hyde park with my family!! what are your thoughts? than my thoughts turned R rated and you dont want to know the rest.. or do you??

random reply: Silverfish Handcatch!!!!

by Jeffery & Jemima & George & co November 1, 2010

silvercrest

Kimberley

Oh there's silvercrest

by sorryimdebs May 3, 2015

the silver bitch

Stormin' Norman's silvery car husband. Once seriously injured on account of the aforementioned husband's negligence.

Though sent to the scrap yard, fear not, the silver bitch rides again.

by the capt'n erls berls May 1, 2010

long john silver

when you suck someones dick with nutella or peanutbutter on it.

Her Friend: What did you do with him last night?
Her: Bro I gave him a good ol' long john silver.

by YaBoiJohn April 25, 2019