signal text

a text signaling that something is taking too long to respond to your text. Basically sending a bunch of messages to signify that your waiting for this person to reply to you.

Man i had to send Marissa a signal text, because she wouldn't answer me.

by gigi2244_xoxo June 1, 2015

sign of christ

A welt formed when a stick/baton is used to smack the posterior, leaving a red linear mark that is perpendicular to the butt crack making a cross shape.

Dad gave me the sign of Christ last night when I messed up on my spelling test. I STILL can’t sit.

by CadetCampbell July 25, 2017

Signature Spongebob

Another term for a dick-pic, but very subtle. A term for a picture of your male genitalia generally sent to a female.

John: Yeah, so what happened after she gave you her number?
Me: Oh, I sent her my signature spongebob
John: What?

by pneumaticcc November 7, 2018

Signing autographs

Wiping your poopy butt with toilet paper.

It just wouldn't end, I was in the handicapped stall signing autographs for twenty minutes straight, my fans are relentless.

by ShartShooper January 30, 2023

Swap-sign

Signing in on a different account, for example on MSN.

"Just gonna Swap-sign to get some more addys for the new account."

by Jammerz January 26, 2009

A Sight For Blind Eyes

Something that is so ridiculously ugly that makes you wish you were blind.

Megan: wow mix and match day was not a good idea for spirit week at least not for my eyes.

Lola: yeah i know its a sight for blind eyes.

by Lolala11 September 20, 2009

turn signal psych

it's when a driver either turns without using their turn signal or when a driver has the turn signal on but doesn't make a turn.

the red BMW slowed the whole lane down when everyone saw they were signaling to turn but were "turn signal psyched" by going straight through the intersection.

by dakine chile December 15, 2009