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A group of shovels and perks 

People who are stupid- used humorously
I've been working all days with a group of shovels and perks
the act of shoveling something.
Most people say shoveling is illegal, but rapists don't see why hobbies are banned by the government.
Shoveling by RITM March 22, 2008

shovelcock 

a badmitten birdie. also a funny word.
me and my girl had fun with my shovelcock
shovelcock by andrewhart February 23, 2005

Feline Barbwire Rod Shove 

The act of putting barbed wire around the rod of a plunger then inserting it into that of a cats anus.
My cat pissed on my pillow while i was asleep so I gave him a Feline Barbwire Rod Shove.

shoeless joe 

1.a homeless person who wears no shoes

2.an insult implying that the person u are saying it to is poor.
1."theres so many shoeless joes in New York"

2."you pov shoeless joe!"
shoeless joe by Talon May 31, 2004

purple shoelace

What a scrub thinks is hot shit but is actually kind of creepy and really gay. He/she will wear it on his/her shoes thinking it's a style but no one will like it and make fun of him/her for it. This can be made only gayer if it is worn on just one shoe. That is the epitome of gay.
Look at my purple shoelace guys I'm so cool.

Purple shoelaces are really fucking gay bro. You look like a tool and a half.