boring as bat shit

An Australian slang term used to describe something that is extremely boring yet also very annoying.

Friend: "I'm doing advanced mathematics this year."
Me: "Fuck that mate, maths is boring as bat shit."

by Incept May 15, 2016

Talk Shit, Get Hit

Phrase that means what it says. Talk shit, and get your ass beat.

Jamie is a shit talker. She runs her mouth like she can beat anyone up and isn't afraid to mess with no one. One day, she got into a fight with a girl. Jamie did her usual shit talking and got her ass beat. Talk shit, get hit, Jamie. OWNED BITCH.

by uafakeazzbitch11 April 8, 2010

jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show

" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"

by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008

shit factory

A worthless, good-for-nothing person just taking up valuable space on the planet.

"Why do you hang around with that crackhead? He's just a shit factory"

by Hugh Johnson August 30, 2005

Tough shit

Badass way of saying too bad.

A: Excuse me, but your smoke is going all over us.
B: Tough shit, fuckface.

by sajux March 2, 2015

eat my shit

An insult which can be said to someone who is pissing you off, shortened to EMS

Would you like to Eat My Shit you massive fucking cock face?!?!

by Phat Ba*d May 11, 2006

Shit hot

Excellent, fantastic, marvelous, quite superb. In other words another word for something good. Do not confuse with Hot shit (see hot shit).

See that car over there?
Yeah it's shit hot.

by Will Marston May 28, 2003