award season

The time of year from January to March when people celebrate acclaimed films at the Golden Globes and Oscars.

More importantly, it's the time of year when celebrities make various jokes about Tom Hanks and the camera promptly cuts to a very confused Tom Hanks.

Host: This award season, (insert corny Tom Hanks joke here)

Tom Hanks: WTF...

by heyitscarly28 April 28, 2014

Taco Seasoning

Male ejaculate that has flavored added by the ingestion of spicy foods like hot peppers, Sriracha, or curry.

Would you like to come over to my place and try some of my organic taco seasoning? I've got enough to keep you covered.

by mandirt June 27, 2014

camo season

An excuse to wear some ugly ass camo sweatsuits.
Also used to show how little fucks a person can give.

(it's especially effective if you yell it in a Scottish accent)

Calvin gives no fucks when y'all make fun of him cause he knows IT'S CAMO SEASONNNNN!!
Is it camo season yet?
Adam's girlfriend does not approve of his camo season outfits.

camo no fucks

by Ts4eves August 10, 2016

decuffing season

The season during spring and summer months when everyone gets out of a relationship; opposite of cuffing season.

I just broke up with Stephanie! Decuffing season is in full effect bro!

by SubmissiveKitten July 27, 2016

hay season

A bad excuse for fake asthma.

Sorry, I can't play tag right now. I have asthma in hay season.

by Your Mom in Disguise June 17, 2016

sherlock season 5

a way to make all sherlockians sad
this is one way to tell if a person watches or has an addiction to the bbc show sherlock

*person 1 discussing with person 2*
person 1: yeah, so i heard that it will be years before 'sherlock season 5' comes.
person 2: *looks up and cries*

by cumberbxcycle May 19, 2017

Playboi season

The time of year typically between March and September to go be a fuckboy/hoe. The goal of playboi season is to aquire as much clout as possible

"Hey when's playboi season?"
"All the time the fuck you think!"

by Pdaddydave September 24, 2017