Secret Satchel

A hidden stash of something fire. A hidden bowl or 2.
You should like, bust out that secret satchel man. It'd be fire.
by J - donealottadro June 24, 2007
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Secret Hot

A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).
In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.

Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011
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Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021
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secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!
by Cockgobblin69 April 17, 2016
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secret spaghetti sauce

Dude I love secret spaghetti sauce
My dad makes it alot
by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023
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secret spaghetti sauce

I CUM BLOOD!!!!!!!!!
Would you like me to give you my secret spaghetti sauce
by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023
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Legends Secret

A roblox group with the best admins! Basically becuase Kixg_Peyton is in it. Without him the group would be dead, so the group now is basically amazing because he's here. Peyton, however has several issues with some people at LS, They are irrelevant and jealous of Peyton's success. Peyton is also better than Apple, willa, and Cloudy eyes all together! Here's some reasons/ examples;
ApplePie712- Has a obsession over cookies, and her son is like older than her :/
Willa1234up- She likes so many boys here to the point where she is bootleg Taylor swift

Cloud- Calls peyton a bed wetter when she sleeps with a nightlight OOOOh

Legends Secret; Dude did you see that new island?!?
Other dude; Nope I'm gonna check it out!
by Skittle_Man June 26, 2018
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