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A facility that teaches young people great skills for life.

You idiots bitching and moaning, "OMG OMG I H8 SKOOL, IT'S HELL!1 MATH IS POINTLESS AND I'D RATHER BE SURFING INSTEAD OF DOING SCIENCE HOMEWORK!!1"

You have a great privilege, open your damn eyes, having free education. People in developing countries would love to have such opportunities, and many of you dumbasses are taking it for granted.

"Torture?" Hah. You morons are insulting those whom have suffered true torture.

Your hatred for school obviously stems from your frustation at being utterly stupid, and unable to comprehend what they teach, not because it sucks.

How will you know if the things you learn you'll "never need in real-life," anyway? Are you 100% sure of the job you wish to undertake for the rest of your life?
by Dark_Reaper August 5, 2005
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when you're playing pool, if you play someone who's way better than you are and they whoop your ass, you have been schooled.
dude, I played Eric at pool last night and I got schooled.
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an indoor firing range

a place of emotional suffering which may also trigger violent responses among "school attendees" which involve them taking action to eliminate selected targets
John took an ak-47 to school to rip his teacher and fellow students to shreads
by Evilfrosty August 5, 2003
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A place in which people who lack simple creativity learn how to make a living.
Guy 1: Hey man aren't you excited that we're going back to school?!
Guy 2: Uh yeah, about that... I kinda dropped out.
Guy 1: What?! Why?!
Guy 2: I don't know. Maybe to follow my fucking dreams and do what I want for once.
by Dr. P. Ness January 15, 2014
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A place where we learn meaningless shit like how to solve the area of a triangle, but don't learn how to take care of a kid or how to pay taxes, or pretty much any daily thing we don't learn in school.
Example-

Guy- "What the hell how do I put this condom on my dick?"
Girl- "Who cares at least we know how to solve the area of a triangle."
School
by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014
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Where Teachers send you home for wearing the 'Incorrect' uniform but the reason you wear non uniform is to feel secure about yourself.

And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?
"Get you're ass away from school and go to your house now and get the right uniform."

'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'
by Urbanary Diction November 2, 2014
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a place were you learn things
Billy says school sucks.
Synonym: A place for learning, Hell, Jail, Happiness
by zD4 November 10, 2014
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