sand people sounds

The sound that Fat girl you knew in College made during sex.

Man remember that girl in College? The one in the room beside us who always made those Sand People Sounds?

by DanoFundified March 31, 2017

jerusalem sand slappers

sandles that arabs , and middleastern people wear , deserts + sand = jerusalem sand slappers

could be anyone in flip flops and sandles tooo

get on his jerusalem sand slappers

by stylin101 November 4, 2009

Sell sand to the Arabs

Someone who is a good salesman, crook or both

Watch out for that Tom, he can sell sand to the Arabs

by Redbaron June 1, 2020

sand trap

The area between your a hole and your sack where things occasionally get stuck, hence the sand trap. Items often found lurking in the sand trap include lint, stray hairs, and occasionally dingle berries. Sand trap also referred to as the grundle.

Check out what I just found in my sand trap bros.

by Dro s November 28, 2007

Footprints in the Sand

My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,

it was then that ******I carried you.******* WROOONNGGGG....

Read it the right way...
Read it my way….

My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,

it was then that ********you yourself have to carry your own self out of your own life's messes.********"

You can never pray to ALIENS from the 13th planet to vindicate yourself from your own life's problems, mistakes, paranoia, Debt, etc… you have to vindicate yourself with everything you have done wrong on THIS PLANET...

Footprints in the Sand
Placebo "Infra-RED"
Placebo "Meds"
Placebo = altered Free Choice

by blthrskt November 28, 2009

sand paper handjob

when you partner takes a fine grit piece of sandpaper and wraps it around your dong before jerking you off. Usually done to one who is passed out as an act of revenge. Sometimes the assailant will pour 151 alcohol on it so the burn will really intensify.

Dustyn woke up this morning to a bloody crotch. He then remembered passing out drunk after sharing a bottle of 151 with his ex boyfriend Rich. As an act of sabotage Rich waited until Dustyn fell asleep and gave him a sand paper handjob topping it off with a little 151 to boot.

by dusty zub's August 17, 2011

Jamaican Sand Slider

When you are boning a girl on the beach, and then you pull out when your dick is wet from her vagina. then u put it in the sand and get it covered with sand, and then stick it back in.

Man, I boned this chick on the beach last night. I gave her a Jamaican Sand Slider

by The Gentlemens Club May 22, 2010