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Samuel

Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you 😍😒🫣😊🤪
This bitch ate toes yesterday. That’s SO Samuel 😆
by your momma’s wife November 30, 2022
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Samuel’s Penis

Samuel’s penis was very long
Lilly said his penis was very big!” Harry said

Samuel’s penis is very long
by Skskakakakakaksksksk December 21, 2022
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Samuel Nuudel

Juju thought that the power of force was fake, but Samuel Nuudel says otherwise
by force king January 5, 2023
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Samuel S Yellin

A school full of the most brain dead idoits ever, when you attend u wish you stayed in the other schools. Not as bad as Lidenwold but very close. The teachers get pregnat every chance they get and miss half the school year and whats called a "pep rally" is really some dumbass kids just sitting there with thier hands under their ass. The "win the day saying "is bullshit because after going to one bad school you either go to Sterling or Lindenwold which isnt any better really. The basketball team was good for one year, the baseball team is for some dumbass reason good every year, and the soccer teams are playing against teams from school who dont know what 1+1 is(Magnolia). Every year 90% of the students still think that the word "oof" is funny
"OH, you went to Samuel S Yellin?"

"Yea and?"

"Oh you must be fucking stupid"
by Ajegsndjs February 6, 2023
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samuel

Devil little kid that never listens.
SAMUEL STOPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Basketballz February 13, 2023
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Samuel

Always gets in trouble by teachers and yet still argues with them, he is a really nice person and a perfect friend, but at times it may seem like he is going through a stage. he says he is straight, but his voice sounds otherwise and his attitude is of a 15-year-old black girl.
teacher: 'Samuel, leave the classroom now'
Samuel: 'but what did I dooooo, what did I dooooo'
teacher: 'Samuel now'
Samuel: 'fucking hell'
by datboisusperiodt... February 22, 2023
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