Caveman Salad

To masturbate onto the pubic hair of a man or woman and the proceed to lick it up, as if it was dressing on a salad.

He likes it when she caveman salads and cleans up the mess.

by RCHNG February 9, 2009

beer salad

A drinking game where you take the first 3 food items you see, throw them in a bowl, pour a beer over it, and eat it.

Bro 1- Frosted mini wheats, grilled cheese, and bananas
Bro 2- Covered in beer? That's terrible!
Bro 1- I'm not eating this beer salad

by Carlo Von Sexron April 28, 2014

camel salad

The locks of shit caked dingleberries that swing from a camels anus

That camel salad looks like it needs a good cleaning

by Ninjacumboomer November 13, 2013

Bff salad

A salad that your friend makes that looks disgusting.

Eww that's a bff salad!

by 12345678901234567890987654321a February 27, 2020

ColeSlaw Salad

When you melt cheese on a woman's downstairs mix up while dipping fries in the wet, cheesy substance. See TyFry Salad for dipping fries in the front for cheese and then the brown eye next door for chili. When the cheese is gone refill her with your magic ranch dip and proceed with the remainder of the fries.

Ben: Mary I'm hungry
Susan: We have some cheese and French fries if you want a ColeSlaw Salad.
Ben: yum I'm down for that. Let me get my insulin and let's get this party started

Susan: Cool I'll start warming up chili if you want sone TyFry's

by Hdffcgbvhh May 7, 2017

Jello salad

When a woman places jello inside of her vagina, and someone eats it out.

honey maybe you can have some jello salad later

by justalady September 10, 2012

Salad Skipper

A person who is classed as obese and yet continues to eat unhealthily. This might mean that they opt for a Maccie D's or a burger rather than a skimming salad.

NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.

Victoria: "Just a chicken tikka please with soy sauce."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."

Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."

Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."

by SophieBee October 7, 2012