Mystery Wave Rider

Sexual act of penetrating an obese woman:

Doggy style, placing the penis into the ass crack, then generously smacking the right and left butt cheeks simultaneously which generates a fatty suction wave, pulling the penis into a mystery hole, either the vajayjay or pooper.

Note: Requires minimal effort for penetration.

"Yeah man, last night I performed the Mystery Wave Rider on her in the hot tub!"

by UcanDoIt! March 23, 2009

Saint Johns River Community College

Place where you lose your soul. Forever.

Saint Johns River Community College

by Meowcat1234 October 3, 2011

Dope Metal Rider

Originating in Mercer Island, WA in 2012, the term 'dope metal rider' is slang for something that is perceived to be cool to the speaker. However, it is also used to ironically refer to uncool things.

Normal: Avengers is totally dope metal rider.

Ironic: Man, that pimper skater over there is so dope metal rider, bro.

by NFAC November 6, 2012

Dixon Horse Rider

The process in which a male firmly clasps his penis with his elbows, moving in clock-wise circles.

"Damn. Daniel has been using the Dixon Horse Rider technique lately."

by Mannaaaaa June 11, 2016

pulled a river

When someone that you start to get over or you thought you got over that person but that person does something and makes you like them again or makes your heart skip a beat

Girl: did you see that? He totally pulled a river
Girl 2: I totally saw that how could he?!

by letsbenicetoeachother October 3, 2016

Living in a van down by the river

A feeling of being a total failure or wanting to just give up on life. Can be seen a a passing depressed period of time. Where you just want to check out of life's Bull shit for a while.

Hey how are you Doing....
....right now? Living in a van down by the river.

by Jmvlam June 29, 2022

river oaks

the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Park can't put nothin on.

-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."

-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"

Houston>Dallas

by pipingrockforlife August 5, 2009