A retard who only sucks her own jiblets. She exactly has 23 of them and they are all dried out. She waters them everyday but they won’t hydrate themselves. She will only eat rotten camel nuts to fulfill her dreams about having more nuts.
Jim: Ahh there is a retarded Ava, run because she will try to take your balls!!
Bob: It’s fine she already took mine, and it was painful!!
Bob: It’s fine she already took mine, and it was painful!!
by Yert Skrt October 13, 2019
Get the Retarded Ava mug.The limitless determination errupted oftenly in mentaly-disabled/arrogent people when they really want to do something that would be normally considered frivolous, impossible, or even murderous, depending on the initiative of the person using it.
"Dude, I over at my friends house when he got really drunk and tried to fly down the stairs like superman"
"Yeah, he gets some retard motivation when he gets really sloshed"
"Yeah, he gets some retard motivation when he gets really sloshed"
by Comenter2222@yahoo.com February 11, 2012
Get the Retard Motivation mug."I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."
by slack455 July 31, 2012
Get the Retard Handshake mug.Long Haired Truckee you will be able to find in any community that is classified as -Bogan- he will act stupid and do retarded thing to make you laugh
by Blackhole Depression July 18, 2017
Get the dalton retard mug.A person who is obviously weird, strange, and does retard-like things, but is a fully functional human being, or whatever species they are. Usually they are assholes, but they're usually enjoyable and funny.
Example 1)
*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*
Jessica: What is wrong with that man
Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.
Example 2)
*Actual disabled child walks by*
Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard
Amber: Dude, that's my brother.
*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*
Jessica: What is wrong with that man
Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.
Example 2)
*Actual disabled child walks by*
Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard
Amber: Dude, that's my brother.
by ThatFuckWad December 4, 2014
Get the Functional Retard mug.Emotional ih-moh-shuh-nl; adj. from Latin emovere
Retard rtärd; n. from Latin retardāre
1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
Retard rtärd; n. from Latin retardāre
1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
1. Person who asks his girlfriend to come to Vienna with him for a week-end, but when it turns out there is only one affordable ticket left gets it for himself and goes on his own.
2. Person who, when his girlfriend is being very generous and says she forgives him because she wants him to have a nice trip eventhough he ditched her, accuses her of being dramatic. (Girlfriend hopes he chokes on his cosy hot Vienna Chocolate, but keeps her calm because she is not an emotional retard.
2. Person who, when his girlfriend is being very generous and says she forgives him because she wants him to have a nice trip eventhough he ditched her, accuses her of being dramatic. (Girlfriend hopes he chokes on his cosy hot Vienna Chocolate, but keeps her calm because she is not an emotional retard.
by Karina Stuck-in-Belgrade April 12, 2012
Get the Emotional retard mug.This totally lame dude at the next restaurant booth was talking so loudly about how well he expected his date to go. I was getting the retarded tinglies.
by Ben Timberlake January 30, 2006
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