Slang term used in corrupt massage parlors (Whack Palaces) to indicate that you wish to be given a handjob.
by Asshole October 6, 2003
Get the Full Release mug.when a person who has been celibate for a long period of time has a strong and sudden burst of sexual energy, causing them to have irrational and/or poor judgement, therefore causing them to fuck someone he or she has previously had one or more sexual encounters with in the past. this is usually meaningless, mindless sex. it's similar to angry-sex with the throwing of objects, but with less obscure language (ie. cursing).
chris: yo did you hear that sarah was celibate for awhile?
josh: that slut? no way, dog!
chris: i know. but she had some relapse sex with her ex-boyfriend, who is also my roommate. i was in the room during. then the dude gave me a high-five.
josh: that slut? no way, dog!
chris: i know. but she had some relapse sex with her ex-boyfriend, who is also my roommate. i was in the room during. then the dude gave me a high-five.
by IHUNTCANDY July 29, 2009
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A relationship in which two people agree that they want to be together, but can't exactly promise that they won't see other people too. Basically, to have it all: a significant other and the freedom to hook up with other people. Common during college for many post-high school relationships.
"Are you still with Joe?"
"Well, we're in a open relationship now. And it's don't ask, don't tell."
"Are you okay with that?"
"You know, it IS college, and there are so many cute guys out there..."
"Well, we're in a open relationship now. And it's don't ask, don't tell."
"Are you okay with that?"
"You know, it IS college, and there are so many cute guys out there..."
by LOVELORN? May 13, 2005
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Get the relisten mug.A man that is not mature enough to handle an adult relationship. He will eat you up at first, and then throw you up when things get too serious.
Mary - "Hey, how's your new boyfriend?"
Megan - "Oh, he was a relationship bulimic so he broke up with me"
Megan - "Oh, he was a relationship bulimic so he broke up with me"
by mojo334455 July 30, 2010
Get the relationship bulimic mug.a belief system in which politics and religion are inseparably connected; when a change in political beliefs is no longer the same religion, and a change in the religious beliefs is no longer the same politics (portmanteau of religion + politics); pejorative: a loony nutcase who adheres to religitics can also be called "a religitic" (portmanteau of religious + lunatic)
by Danstrom August 11, 2010
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I have relative stupidity when I see my uncle getting tackled on his front lawn by the police in his mustard stained wife beater looking all cross eyed.
by Timmmaaay July 1, 2011
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