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Purple Buddy

Man's best friend which is that one-eyed purplish nerd waiting to shoot at the stars on the end of one's meat pipe.

That miserable armless and legless friend , doomed to stay attached on one's middle leg , to whom is administered each time it is available a corrosive cunt juice shampoo, resulting in a purple sore and permanent baldness.

A funny vermillion colored mutant living in the groin area, who expresses his joy by squirting his brains out each time the occasion is given to him.
(on the phone)
girl: hey! don't bring your lousy friend this time! he's such a turd...he just can't stop blabberin'

boy: hold your horses, this time I'll be coming only with my PURPLE BUDDY...but don't worry, I'll stuff him so deep in your twat you won't hear a word from him all night!

girl: jumpin' Jesus!

guy: I hope you flushed all that fudge out of Hershey Highway, I wouldn't want to be going home with a BROWN BUDDY next morning!

girl: I always knew you were a goddam racist!
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Purple Jesus

An Alcoholic beverage containing Golden Grain Alcohol or Everclear 190 pf, Sprite and any type of Grade Soda

WARNING: This drink improves your ability to talk to members of the opposite gender exponentially. It will take you to heaven, but be prepared to wake up in hell.
"We had Purple Jesus at that Alpha Chi social last night, I slept with 2 sloots and made out with my best friend. The bartender said he's never seen such a blacked-out crowd by midnight"

"Purple Jesus took me to heaven last night, but it looks like I woke up next to Satan himself"
by purpandred January 18, 2012
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purple cush

Im about to get blitted off some purple cush.
by NYZiLLiCTPUNJABi March 21, 2009
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Purple-Hatted

When a dude in a purple hat is dancing with another dude and quietly and unassumingly he whips out a pink dildo.
Patrick purple-hatted J-Bro.
by cuffy92 May 5, 2010
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Purple Feather

A purple feather is when a girl sucks on a man's penis so long and so hard that the penis becomes purple from the less-oxygenated blood.
"Dude, I she sucked my dick so hard last night that I got a purple feather."
by sillyson776 November 15, 2011
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Purple Crepe

A Purple Crepe is when a lesbian that has a blue waffle and a lesbian that has a red pancake scissor and the smooshing of the two infected pussies creates what is called a purple crepe. Just like a crepe this pussy oozes purple cream filling.Yummy.
Guy 1:"Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy 2:" Dude I know, before I started banging this grenade she had a blue waffle, but when her slut of a friend with a red pancake came in they ended up making a purple crepe!"
Guy 1:"That's fucked up man."
Guy 2:"Tell me about it."
Guy 1:"Did it smell like syrup?"
Guy 2:"Fuck yeah, it tasted like it too."
by Tig Bit April 17, 2011
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purple mushroom

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.
i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget
by steven February 13, 2003
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