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protectiest

used to describe an object offering the greatest amount of protection.
His blue pocket protectors are his favorite, because they are the protectiest ones
by oddsizzle November 11, 2014
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Proterbater

Guy: Dude, He is such a proterbater
Guy #2: Yeah, He has been proterbating since he was 13!
by xXxSwager420xXx January 2, 2015
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Proterbating

The act of masterbating that become so pro at it
Me: The was proterbating so much during school!
Guy: Yeah, Your proterbating was so good I could not even see it!
Some 13 Year old virgin: I wish I was a good proterbater..
by xXxSwager420xXx January 2, 2015
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Protein Hoe

Someone who shares their protein products with many people
Georgia served made Alison some protein pancakes. That was our 'thing'. What a PROTEIN HOE!
by gotcha btch December 28, 2015
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Protest account

A separate social media account devoted to following companies you will no longer buy from. A means of remembering all of the shady companies you don't like when they are out of the news cycle.
I just added @lllll to my protest account for how they (insert answer here)
by Woah buddy. July 5, 2016
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protestant

The word Protestant originated at the 1529 Diet of Speyer, when the Lutheran Princes issued a "PROTESTATIO" i.e. a 'declaration' of their principles. They became the people of the declaration.

The word Protestant has had a number of interpretations over time, as the reformation itself evolved.

For instance some now would not class Luther as Protestant because he never denied the mass.

Esssentially the RC Church preaches that salvation is only for those who adhere totally to their teachings and doctrines, they interpret the Bible and RC's have to accept their word.

The Protestant Reformation taught that everybody has the right to read and interpret the Bible for themselves. When people began to study Scripture they saw that doctrines such as The Papacy, The Sacerdotal Priesthood, Transubstantiation, The Mass, The Immaculate Conception, Indulgences, Confessions, Holy Water, Rosary Beads, etc., etc., were all totally irrelevant to the simple Scriptural principle of Justification by Faith.
As a Protestant I reject the unscriptural doctrines and practices of the Church of Rome.
by soundprod June 16, 2016
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protein infusion

During sex, the man pulls out right before he is about to blow his load, and quickly rams his cock into her mouth to deposit it, infusing her mouth with warm protein.
I was fucking my girl last night. I thought I'd switch things up, and gave her a protein infusion. She gagged and kicked me out of bed. I wound up sleeping on the couch.
by Rosobola May 26, 2016
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