Pre Shag Wank

The strategy a man undertakes to avoid being ahead of schedule.

AKA, Tactical wank.

Ginger: Where the hell is Dave?
Jono: Heckfire... I dunno... His new lady's staying over later, I guess he's having a pre shag wank.
Ginger: That explains it.

by tetsuo jones August 26, 2009

Pre-baggin Grease

Grease, obtained from the fat under a walrus' scrotum.
Used commonly when Baggin.

I'm gonna go buy some pre-baggin grease for tomorow.

Put the pre-baggin grease on it.

by Walrus hunter August 5, 2012

pre-game pump

Engaging in physical exercise before attending an event.

Nick: Ayy ,party at the goat house tn!
Nate: Ight dude, lemme get in a pre-game pump before we go.

by GymBuddy November 16, 2016

Pre-School facial

When a girl sucks a mans penis and right before he reaches climax, he pulls out and tries to spell her name on her face.

Guy: That was great babe
Girle: i know but who's Don
Guy: my pre-school facial wasnt enough for donna.

by E-Roach012001 February 26, 2008

pre-drink, predrink

Getting wasted before going to an event or the bar so you dont have to pay the higher prices for alcohol.

I'm a poor dirt bag, I need to pre-drink first

by Greg June 2, 2004

pre-gold digging

The act of going after a man who is not yet rich and successful but has great potential. Therefore, it will seem as if you are interested in his personality while your true interests lie in his future riches.

Ex: I ride the engineering busses around campus because I'm trying to do some pre-gold digging.

by lkroche November 23, 2009

Pre-Ex 'Sex'

The mechanical, uninspired act of passionless intimacy dutifully completed by individuals who's long-term, expiring relationship has fatigued from overwork, emotional exhaustion, diverging interests or mutual contempt.

When you're given under 3 minutes to 'do yer business' while she answers emails and texts...the best Pre-Ex 'Sex'...EVER!

by YAWA November 24, 2019