Anti-poon

A person who gets absolutely no women due to them being a dumb bastard and not having a way with the ladies.

A person who repels pussy.

Manny was not a good wingman because he was the fuckin Anti-poon.

by gursher ghuman February 26, 2020

Plot Polonium

The opposite of plot armor: a predictable guarantee that a character will die for plot purposes.

Refers to the 2006 assassination of Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko in London using polonium, a dangerous and radioactive element.

Andrew: That dude is making out with the main character’s love interest!
Bill: He has plot polonium. He’ll die by two episodes. I’m calling it.

by Shepherd Guy April 26, 2020

Q’poon

Non-binary, short-term residents of Montreal, Quebec who migrate there for conceptual art, queer theory, derelicte fashion, and an extended adolescence.

Watch your back, there are Q’poon among us.

by hippogriffy December 8, 2020

plethora of poon

A place where there are lots of hot girls

I went to a party last night and there was a plethora of poon

by Jordi Rosadio April 27, 2008

Pine Top Poon

This is when you are on trip or vacation and you get some poon from a local

Man I was on vacation looking for some "Pine Top Poon", I havent bagged one in a day or 2.

by HollaBak2009 January 20, 2009

attack the poon

to have rough sex or to "get some"

I'm going to attack the poon tonight

by carnival triumph January 16, 2015

Nick’s Mom’s Poon

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.

Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!

by yumspoiledmilk June 9, 2019