Pay The Piper

bear the consequences of an action or activity that one has enjoyed.

The submissive princess will have to pay the piper with spankings for her disobedience to her master.

by MaddamEve July 31, 2018

Alaskan Pipeline

Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.

Danny gave me a fucking Alaskan Pipeline lastnight and it almost tore my asshole out.

by Duke Masters October 31, 2006

pile pipe

The invention relates generally to ointment applicators specifically for hemorrhoidal use.

My boyfriend used a pile pipe to administer his ointment for his hemorrhoidal tissue. He said it felt good so I shoved it in my ass.

by Markalisa April 12, 2008

piked in the ass

The act of having something forcefully inserted into the rectum through the membrane into the stomach ultimately resulting in death.

Ah Fred, see that bint who dumped you, she shud defo be piked in the ass that'd show 'er

by Dicky doo September 29, 2010

PIED

PIED does mean Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction but it does not mainly affect virgins per your definition.

I have been a sex educator for 45 years+ and this is rampant for any males who get a significant portion of sexual gratification from porn. And then when the opportunity presents itself, they come up "short".

Aloha, Janis Bush

Used in a sentence: She started dating this guy who had been single and celibate for 5 years who spends hours watching porn every night and now can't get it up for her because he has PIED.

by Oceanqueen July 3, 2022

caspian pipeline

A sexual act that involves two participants. The person on the bottom stretches open his/her anus so that the person on the top may squat over said anus and excrete fecal matter directly into it. The bottom, with a bit of dexterity, can then proceed to push the "oil" back up the "pipeline" if he/she so desires.

"My Georgian girlfriend, Cynthia, and I were enjoying a delightful Caspian Pipeline, until Boris, from Russia, attacked Cynthia, claiming her as his own, and temporarily breaking the flow."

by sentars July 13, 2009

Child Piledriver

When a man attempts to have vaginal sex with a woman as she is giving birth. The thrusting motion must be enough to combat the birthing process until climax is reached.

The unstoppable force met the immovable object.

Dude I was about to finish the child piledriver until the doctors pulled me off of her

by Kraitogyn December 10, 2012