Alaskan Pipeline 

Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.

Danny gave me a fucking Alaskan Pipeline lastnight and it almost tore my asshole out.

Alaskan Pipeline by Duke Masters October 31, 2006

pile pipe 

The invention relates generally to ointment applicators specifically for hemorrhoidal use.

My boyfriend used a pile pipe to administer his ointment for his hemorrhoidal tissue. He said it felt good so I shoved it in my ass.

pile pipe by Markalisa April 12, 2008

piked in the ass 

The act of having something forcefully inserted into the rectum through the membrane into the stomach ultimately resulting in death.

Ah Fred, see that bint who dumped you, she shud defo be piked in the ass that'd show 'er

piked in the ass by Dicky doo September 29, 2010

PIED 

PIED does mean Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction but it does not mainly affect virgins per your definition.

I have been a sex educator for 45 years+ and this is rampant for any males who get a significant portion of sexual gratification from porn. And then when the opportunity presents itself, they come up "short".

Aloha, Janis Bush

Used in a sentence: She started dating this guy who had been single and celibate for 5 years who spends hours watching porn every night and now can't get it up for her because he has PIED.

PIED by Oceanqueen July 3, 2022

caspian pipeline 

A sexual act that involves two participants. The person on the bottom stretches open his/her anus so that the person on the top may squat over said anus and excrete fecal matter directly into it. The bottom, with a bit of dexterity, can then proceed to push the "oil" back up the "pipeline" if he/she so desires.

"My Georgian girlfriend, Cynthia, and I were enjoying a delightful Caspian Pipeline, until Boris, from Russia, attacked Cynthia, claiming her as his own, and temporarily breaking the flow."

caspian pipeline by sentars July 13, 2009

Child Piledriver 

When a man attempts to have vaginal sex with a woman as she is giving birth. The thrusting motion must be enough to combat the birthing process until climax is reached.

The unstoppable force met the immovable object.

Dude I was about to finish the child piledriver until the doctors pulled me off of her

Child Piledriver by Kraitogyn December 10, 2012

phat porn pipe 

a highspeed broadband or adsl line
so called cause the l33t h4x0r's porn loads MUCH faster

"my phat porn pipe is fux0ring up again and i couldn't get it up yesterday"

phat porn pipe by hex_ten December 1, 2003