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Purple Jesus

An Alcoholic beverage containing Golden Grain Alcohol or Everclear 190 pf, Sprite and any type of Grade Soda

WARNING: This drink improves your ability to talk to members of the opposite gender exponentially. It will take you to heaven, but be prepared to wake up in hell.
"We had Purple Jesus at that Alpha Chi social last night, I slept with 2 sloots and made out with my best friend. The bartender said he's never seen such a blacked-out crowd by midnight"

"Purple Jesus took me to heaven last night, but it looks like I woke up next to Satan himself"
by purpandred January 18, 2012
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purple cush

Im about to get blitted off some purple cush.
by NYZiLLiCTPUNJABi March 21, 2009
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Purple-Hatted

When a dude in a purple hat is dancing with another dude and quietly and unassumingly he whips out a pink dildo.
Patrick purple-hatted J-Bro.
by cuffy92 May 5, 2010
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Purple Feather

A purple feather is when a girl sucks on a man's penis so long and so hard that the penis becomes purple from the less-oxygenated blood.
"Dude, I she sucked my dick so hard last night that I got a purple feather."
by sillyson776 November 15, 2011
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Purple Crepe

A Purple Crepe is when a lesbian that has a blue waffle and a lesbian that has a red pancake scissor and the smooshing of the two infected pussies creates what is called a purple crepe. Just like a crepe this pussy oozes purple cream filling.Yummy.
Guy 1:"Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy 2:" Dude I know, before I started banging this grenade she had a blue waffle, but when her slut of a friend with a red pancake came in they ended up making a purple crepe!"
Guy 1:"That's fucked up man."
Guy 2:"Tell me about it."
Guy 1:"Did it smell like syrup?"
Guy 2:"Fuck yeah, it tasted like it too."
by Tig Bit April 17, 2011
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purple mushroom

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.
i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget
by steven February 13, 2003
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Purple Schlong

The act of while a male victim is sleeping, you take ice and put it all around his penis and ball-sack, then smack there penis and ball-sack with the ice, thus bruising his freezing cold genitals and waking him up
"Dude want to give Nick a Purple Schlong?"
"Totally, ill go get the ice"
by A Furry August 19, 2009
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