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Phone Postin

The occurrence of wrecking a work truck and getting it stuck on a post or two while reaching for a cell phone. Usually happens to a new foreman as he loops.
Nicholas is always driving around and phone postin.
by Nick Steri November 6, 2020
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Dukedepps Phone

his second phone (its cracked) also the man railed it once for a tiktok...
“dukedepps phone is cracked 😕”
by Messul / Dukedeppswhore March 24, 2021
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Phone Zombie

A person that is addicted to social media, chatting, calling games and other apps beyond normal usage and displays addictive behavior making them display zombie-like behavior.
Many people have become phone zombies due to cellphones
by on September 1, 2023
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Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
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Cell phone

An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.
Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit.
Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.
by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013
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Phone water

Grab a bag fill it with piss and then grab your phone put in the bag to see if your phone is really that water proof
We tryed phone water to test it
by Big dick madden January 25, 2020
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phone zoned

When a woman specifically expresses her disinterest in a potential suitor by incessantly playing with her phone. It is a passive form of rejection for a guy who will find his remaining dignity in the friend zone.
Tim thought he had an opportunity to smash with Madison but she phone zoned the hell out of him.
by JustKiddingFool June 2, 2015
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