Pedophail

a pedophile that got caught

Rolf Harris is a Pedophail

by glittery stars February 13, 2021

pedofileistic

if someone is pedofileistic, it means that they’re acting like a pedofile but may be too young to be a pedofile, that makes them pedofileistic.

‘hey look at that pedo’
‘na mate he’s only 15, he’s just pedofileistic’

by Jess Ann Long February 18, 2021

pedophalistic

Adjective
When someone is talking to someone younger knowing their age they are described as pedophalistic

Tom: you’re young but peng
Hannah: ew you’re moving bare pedophalistic fam

by kfazed July 31, 2021

PAIDophile

If someone rips you off (can apply to price gouging like the PS5, and other popular items) it makes them a PAIDophile! This is supposed to be a new slur! You go tell someone that they are ripping you off, and then call them a PAIDophile, and then explain what a PAIDophile is to them!

That PAIDophile ripped me off! What a piece of excrement!

by Janegro August 16, 2021

Fedophile

A deep state plot between the United States government, the LGBTQIA+ community, CSPAN and liberally minded YouTube creators to groom children into believing it's okay to not be straight.

Bro 1: "Hey bro, did you hear about the high school library with a cartoon depiction of someone giving a plastic stick a blowjob?"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, they're all apart of the Fedophile's plan."

by ReaganlnTheMoney June 27, 2023

Fedophile

When dudes show up in Watertown WI in black shirts, masks, matching khaki pants, black flags with swastikas, and chant "Blood blood blood!" "US or the PEDOPHILES!" "NO PEDOS ON OUR STREETS!" it's clear that they're EITHER federal agents tasked with Harvesting the Hate, and letting a thousand Anti-Pedo flowers bloom, OR organic and sincere community-based activists, who just happen to find public discussion of pedophilia exciting.
Calling them #Fedophiles is annoying either way.
If they're FEDS, they're annoyed at being exposed as such.
If they're grassroots activists, they're annoyed at being described as government toys, NPC's.

When the #Fedophiles showed up in Watertown, WI, the witty response would have been to counter-chat at them:
#FEDOPHILES!
Blood blood blood?

More like ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION!

Harvest the Hate!
Harvest the Hate!
Hatin' on PEDOS makes the COUNT-TREE GREAT!

. . . this done in a heavily ironic, heartily affectionate tone, to reflect the understanding that the first step in coming out as a boy-lover, is processing the internal pedo-phobia by doing a lot of external #pedotoileting.

by Didaskalos July 30, 2023

FEDOPHILE

a Pedophile that works in/with the Federal Government

that Fedophile is talking inappropriately with 15-year-old Girls!!

by DSDATURA August 15, 2023